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life is comical these days.
\ni found myself scrolling through my pictures about 3am the other night and got to giggling at what i was seeing..picture after picture of our daily lives that i never really thought twice about until i looked at them through very tired eyes.<\/p>\n

it’s a hot mess express over here with 3 kids 2 and under…<\/p>\n

here’s a good insight into our lives here lately…the no makeup, dirty hair, 3 cups of coffee…that i chugged at nap time because i lost it 12 times and microwaved 18 times from 6am to 2pm…and leggings life that i’m living lately.<\/p>\n

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1. you know you have toddlers + an infant when…<\/p>\n

2. you are nursing in a bathroom, squatting with one toddler hanging on your knee while handing the other toddler toilet paper…<\/p>\n

3. you breastfeed a screaming baby at 12 am, fall asleep at 1am, and wake up at 130am to a toddler screaming ‘mama!!!!’ because she had a bad dream… snuggle, fall back to sleep at 2am and are back up at 3am to feed again…<\/p>\n

4. your toddler{s} walks around holding her baby doll up to her chest saying, ‘look mama, baby eat-a ma boob’<\/p>\n

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5. your toddlers discover sharpies…<\/p>\n

6. you’ve served hot dogs 3 days in a row for some sort of ‘meal’<\/p>\n

7. you’ve lost your coffee + microwaved it 16 times by nap time.<\/p>\n

8. you have conversations with your spouse or friends more successfully through text than you do in person or on the phone.<\/p>\n

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9. you can read books, paint nails, build lego towers, cook dinner, go to the bathroom, eat cereal and tie shoes…all while nursing a baby.<\/p>\n

10. you get to witness the most innocent and fierce love + bond form between siblings…all while your heart explodes into a million tiny pieces.<\/p>\n

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